Archive for April, 2014

Chaos at its best

Liz is playing with the dogs and she just said: “Hugs for the hug god, smooshies from the shmooshy throne”

Dong box

At work there’s a box for paperwork that I no longer need. I wrote DONE on it. However, my handwriting is not the best. Today, I was reclining in my chair, taking a break, and I looked at the box and I saw DONG. Double take, all good.

I just don’t get it

You will not believe how hard it is to find out when certain plants die. I will scour the internet and no one will tell me. I will search for the exact phrasing “When will this plant die”, “how long will this plant live for”, ect, and nothing. It is really hard to plan a […]

Civ Garden

Talking about Civ 5 and the new space Civ coming out. Very brief conversation that ended up with someone saying that it was better to just play Civ 5 with the music off and put on your own. To which someone else replied: That is a way better idea. Then I thought, I now own […]

A glimpse of sack tap

Yesterday I was at Tezzas and I went behind the counter to get me a drink. Now, I am like, twice the height of Terry and I crouched down behind the desk to go to the bottom of the fridge to pick a can. Got and stood up. As I stood up it appears I […]

Haha, Australian cars

The last of the car manufacturers in Australia is closing. Good. Because they only made shit cars. This is why they are closing and other car companies that build their cars overseas are thriving. Australia killed its own car market by thinking they knew what was best. When I was in Fiji, all of the […]

Last two weeks

So here is a summary of my last two weeks. Took time off work to finalise the wedding. Had the wedding. Got married, at this wedding. Many things did not go as planned at this wedding, but I did not really plan most of these things anything as I did not treat it as a wedding, […]