WOMBAT FOREST 2006

14th April to 18th April 2006.

Well, this year it was decided that we would go to the Wombat State Forest like we did last year for Easter. Although this time our numbers were down, it didn't stop us from burning stuff and cutting down pine trees. Although this year it was a lot colder so most of the wood we cut down was actually used to fuel the fire inside the hall to keep us warm. Kinda sad really. The bon fire this year was nothing compared to the last one. This time I actually brought a camera in the hopes of catching some awsomenessfull stuff. These photos are listed in the order that they were taken. I haven't taken any time to caption anything. I was going to leave it to nick. But I will put some captions in.

 My captions are in navy
Nicks are in morron


Nick, Jimmy
MAGIC MISSILE


Out glorious Sean
Look, it’s Tim's butt-the f***-ugly car, and Sean's maxima. WHO WINS?!


The hall
THE HALL NOT SHOWN HERE, *SCROLL DOWN*


The homestead
I got nothin.


The inbetween of the hall and the homestead. Also known as the pile of burnt logs and place of big fire.
Hobbits lay here…


Our small collection of cars. Mine isn't here.
from left: Keith’s sexy as hell Merc, Tim’s caliban-esque ED, and Sean’s car. IT’S MOONING US


Opposite side this time.
It was awesome, Keith forgot the keys and we had to drive back, so that door was locked till like, evening. He broke and entered.
Yeah. Then I went and unscrewed the lock to the back door so we could bring stuff in.


Nick sitting in Seans car.
How can I go on without Lenny? :’(


Setting stuff up inside the hall.
DOMO ARIGATO KEITH YOU RETARD WALK NORMALLY


Getting the fire started.
The blackboard says: Nick, Keith, Sean, Tim, Jim, Aaron and ALRITE I think. My awesome handwriting.


First injury. Cause, back of an axe.
I still maintain that this is the best pic of the weekend. He wore the same bandaid for all four days. Ew.
Funny that. I didn't even notice. What have you been looking at?


Pretty.
Prettier than Aaron. (see that’s a joke about the captions, see?)


Hanging.
I prefer briefs. (see? Another joke about captions! I’m a regular dude after all)


I look like a girl.
How does one follow something like that up?


Dead.
Alive. SIKE


It was sitting here on this couch for at least 5-6 hours before anyone noticed.
How did it get FLAT is what I want to know. YOUR MUM SAT ON IT. FREBBALIN 4OR LIFE


I got axed.
I missed  ):


Duh.
The age old belief that axes kill zombies at last meets it’s maker. Because Aaron got hit with an axe.


Lights off for Firefly.
OH GOD YOUR BLACK DICK PRACTICALLY TURNING ME INSIDE OUT


Bigger fire to keep warm.
OH GOD AN EVEN BIGGER BLACK DICK


Never big enough.
Now that’s just a horses that’s not even fair!


Next morning.
BOB HOSKINS WILL PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE NOSE BUDDY


Mah Axe.
SUNSETTER


Chillin with Sean.
Aaron freezes his fly kick mid-frame for the sheer fun of it.


This hole has been in my pants for 1.5 years.
I ain’t touchin’ that one with my balls.


We melted Grimace.
NO! D’:


And canned some for later.
AARON YOU BRUTE!


MIGHT FUSE AXE WITH ARM ATTACK
two turntables and a microphone


Jimmy being crazy. STOP BEING CRAZY JIMMY!
he only wants to make you stronger


Keith hurting me for my own good at my own expense and benefit.
OH GOD IT’S IN OH YES
Ill let that one pass.


So peaceful.
The Hall relaxes after a hard day’s work.


Most of Tim's Mechwarrior: Age of Destruction miniatures.
THE HALL IS RELAXING NO PICTURES ALLOWED


The back of my computer.
The heart and soul of this team.


I don't know.
WHICH BUTTON AGAIN BOSS


Mine and Nicks special friendship leg lock hand shake supper happy fun time.
My shoes are WAY COOL


Nick took this one. That is also his finger.
You missed a spot….


I use my axe a lot at night.
DAMN SCHNEIDER WHAT WON’T YOU SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THE RAPE


A couple of Timmy's Targes.
man, look at the cooling fan on that Glory in the corner. Talk about heat-seeking heaven.
Is that really a cooling fan? Hmm. Could be. (Glorly fire support - bottom right corner)


Sean. 1am.
We finally got the baby to sleep.


I have a itchy head.
Haha he’s a gypsy.


The fleas at my jumper.
I still think this place’d be 10 times better if we had a basement filled with robot dogs.


Fire. It was so cold there.
Seriously, it’s cold as hell, so Keith and I work our asses off with the fire, and the other four geniuses let it go the f*** out like 12 times.


Is this a dagger which I see before me.....
He stole that caption from me! AARON YOU SWINE IT WAS MY IDEA
I was didn't think you'd end up captioning all of these so I thought Id put it in because it was suiting.


WOOD! OH NOES!
We got through all that in like 3 hours or less.


KEITH! OH NOES!
Keith taught me to love a child and scold a woman.


TIM! OH NOES! OH GOD NOES! ARRRRGHH!!!
You know what the funny thing is? Tim doesn’t even like women!
This isn't a proven fact. Should it be then Tim better give away his toys.


Using the mouse.
Jim explains his stance on the war in Chechnya


My can.
Mah can mah can mah can


Damit. Leave my cans alone.
Beanies + grabbing Aaron's ample wang = my work here is done


Nick stole my can(s).
Someone sprayed me with holy water or some shit.


I flagged the bonfire.
LOOK I’M BEING CRAZY


Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
Mommy’s little skinhead all grown up.


BURN THE JIMMY!
You KNOW where that thumb is going.
By far the greatest thing said.


Sean is tickleish.
Keith never leaves any prints….


IM COMMUNISM

BUUUHR ALIENS YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT NOT OUR LUMBERJACK DICKS

LUMBERDICKS.


I will eat you.
Hark the herald faggot sings.


I planted a tree in the bon fire.
Harold was getting tired of it.


Something.
Thanks Aaron, you really gave the folks at home a taste of the harsh reality we woodsmen experience day to day.


IT BEGINS!
WOODSY FOLK


And keeps beginning.
FRONT. ROW. SEATS.


see that thing bottom-middle? That’s a pizza box.



Yay for my mothers really slow camera
YOU SEEMED TO LIKE IT LAST NIGHT ZINGGGGG


At least it looks cool though.
YOU SEEMED TO THINK SO LAST NIGHT ZINGGGGGGGG


Getting hot now.
YOU SEEMED TO BE LAST NIGHT BOOYAAAAHHHHH


LAST NIGHT ALRITE



GAY JOKES



Nick starting the already started fire.
F*** you it wasn’t lit properly.


UNLIKE YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT



I’M SO LONELY SOMEONE ANYONE TELL ME I’M PRETTY



I JUST HAVE THE SAME DREAM OVER AND OVER



Boom
shaik shaik shaik da room


That was supposed to be my hand casting fire and smoke n shit but it didn’t work.



See that smoke and steam pouring out to the left? That’s the fruit of my balls in your anus.



James
JAMES!


Sean
A man with a guitar.


Tim
DANCE DANCE SOCIAL UPRISING!


Keith
I’m really really pleased to be in that picture.


Nick
Nick


And my flag is still standing.
I don’t really need to say much, do I?


Well, it was more of a pine tree than a flag.
Hehehe


Woo. Burning.
OH BOY FIRE!~!!!!!~~


Dinner... Questionable.
Heheheheheheheheheh I said some stuff that made Aaron angry here.
Hrrm. Not really. 


Keith. Being Keith.
Off camera: Me on fucking fire.
Keith being Keith still.


The next day.
Keith, Tim and I. We drunk more than that, but it’s not shown there.


oh look he’s doing it AGAIN



Still going actually.
Man that fire burned for fucking ages.


Trees.
You can see Tim's car reparked cause he totally left then came back.


Stuff.
Man that was a fun weekend.


The kitchen.
We did actually eat more than than what’s shown there.


I slept here.
FRONT!!! ROW!!! SEATS!!!


The driveway.
I hate Adobe Premiere.


A super bread bag encased egg carton in can on fire machine.
SIR KEREGOTH


Knock knock.
The funny thing is I brought that to scare Sean with, but never got round to doing so through boredom.


CHAIRS!
Keith’s car takes twice as much fuel when towing the trailer.


Hiding in front of head lights.
Fable: The Lost Chapters!!!!!!!!!!


Target acquired.
FASTER, PUSSYCAT! KILL KILL!


Ok.
I go for the sweet spot…


Parts of Tim.
Facts about Tim!


What Harry Potter should have looked like.
It’s hard being a wizard…but not as hard as Harry's hormone filled teenage cock!


I feel safe knowing this guy is driving me home.
MRS. HOVAN!??!?!


WATCH OUT FOR THE GIANT FLYING SPERMS ON THE ROAD!
Aaron go back to bed.


MAH CAR!

Ahh, the end of a long weekend. We did need more people though.